Oscars 2006: THERE IS A GOD!

...AND HE/SHE HATED "DREAMGIRLS," TOO!

A visual representation of this year's Best Picture nominess:

ABOVE: Obscenely-overrated, presumed-frontrunner

"Dreamgirls" snubbed for Best Picture; four

good movies (and "Babel") nominated instead.

Nothing, nothing, NOTHING winning could make me as happy as "Dreamgirls" not even getting a chance to. Hurrah! Some thoughts on the actual NOMINEES when I have had more sleep. Until then...