Escape to the Movies: "Jennifer's Body"

Be honest, you kinda saw this coming...



Incidentally, my screening was preceeded by a trailer for something called "Transylmania," which - despite what you may assume (as I did) from the evidence at hand - is apparently an actual thing:



So who exactly was it that was crying-out for "This Generation's Transylvania 6-5000?" A little research tells me this is apparently the third sequel to the direct-to-DVD "National Lampoon's Dorm Daze" franchise, which I guess has some sort of following I wasn't aware of?