spoiler of the year?

I'm largely prevented by various obligations from officially "reviewing" movies I see before they come out, but I'm pretty sure it's okay to just talk about various upcoming movies in nonspecific terms COMPLETELY unrelated to whether or not it's good.

In which case, please take note of the following: If someone begins to try and tell you about "the most awesomest thing EVER in 'Zombieland!!!," you should knock that person out with a shovel before they can finish that sentence. Just trust me on this one.