"Breaking Dawn" trailer

Well, I can give them this much: "montage of people getting wedding invitations, cut like a hugely-important epic thriller" is as good a visual representation of WHY this shit is so popular with it's audience as you're going to get...


...I'm weirdly thrilled that it looks as though they've filmmed the everything-shattering sex scene (only alluded to after the fact in the books) wherein a vampire supposedly made of marble-hard undead tissue with no blood or working organs somehow impregnates his human wife with a rapidly-aging telepathic Daywalker fetus. It'll be an utter tragedy if they try and "fix" Stephenie Meyer's godawful "Chris-Claremont-after-a-blow-to-the-head" approach to genre fiction and thus deny us a potential trainwreck-to-end-all-trainwrecks in the making.