"Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters" is EXACTLY what you thought it was

There will come a day when even I am finally tired of "Movies that sounds like parodies but played totally straight so that fellow prospective audience-members who aren't in on the irony are part of the joke" filmmaking. But it is not this day...




Y'know what I love most about this trailer? More than HALF of it seems to be shots of weapons being opened, loaded, unfolded, cocked, drawn or assembled. Remember when the joke was that people in action movies never reloaded their guns, and now there's more reloading than shooting.