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REVIEW: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Beginning it's life at various permutations as a radio play, an epic BBC miniseries, a "trilogy" of five novels and a text-based adventure computer game fondly remembered by those of us prone to having fond memories of text-based adventure computer games, Douglas Adams' popular science ficition comedy now arrives as a feature film. Though vastly enjoyable and excellently entertaining, the film succeeds in a curious manner: In finding a way to faithfully adapt the book to a film despite the long-held belief that the material was unadaptable to the medium, the filmmakers have essentially proved correct the long-held belief that the material was unadaptable to the medium. I'd like to think that the late Adams, who's tales included one where God proved Himself to be nonexistant, would find that terribly amusing.

To be sure, a lot of popular books, especially those in the scifi/fantasy canon, are frequently said to be "impossible" to make films out of. Usually, those saying such are exaggerating, and misusing the word "impossible" as a substitution for "very, very difficult." It turned out, for example, that it was not impossible to film "The Lord of The Rings," but merely an extremely complex undertaking requiring undreamed-of technological wizardry and a director of singular vision and skill. In terms of narrative, Tolkien's tomes were written (very intentionally) in the manner of historical-record, and thus in terms of a workable screenplay were as "adaptable" as any event of history.

The real "impossible" adaptations, rather, are those materials where narrative either doesn't exist in any recognizable form or where the narrative is so cerebral and/or internalized that it can only really work properly by reading it. Frank Herbert's inner-monologue-saturated "Dune" had to be gutted and reshaped from the ground up for David Lynch to make a working film of it, and the result has still managed to annoy lots of hardcore fans and perplex lots of non-fans to this day. (A recent TV-miniseries version, obsessively faithful to the novels, was further and final proof that the material was just NEVER mean to work as a film exactly-translated.) We'll probably never see functional films of "Finnegan's Wake" or "The Catcher in the Rye" for the same reasons.

So too it is with "Hitchhikers," where the narrative turns on a relatively "routine" (for the genre) quest-through-space adventure and the "meat" of the comedy lies in Adams' very British musings on all the interstellar oddities the heroes encounter AND in the endless supply of dryly-absurd outer-space anecdotes supplied by the titular "Guide," a sort of e-book Encyclopedia for spacefaring stowaways. Thusly, turning any story that relies so heavily on divergence and inner-musings into a straightforward narrative brings with it the requirment to strip away much of Adams' signature tangents and the risk that in doing so one may also strip away any reason to tell the story in the first place.

The "main" story arrives onscreen mostly-intact: Sad-sack English-everyman Arthur Dent is spirited off the planet (and away from his pitiable crusade to stop his house from being demolished to make way for a bypass) by his pal Ford Prefect moments before the Earth itself is demolished by the alien Vogons... also to make way for a bypass. Prefect turns out not to be human, but rather an interstellar hitchhiker himself charged with compiling data for The Guide, and he and Arthur are soon semi-unwelcome visitors aboard the spaceship Heart of Gold and innadvertently caught up in the mad quest of Zapphod Beeblebrox, the fugitive President of The Galaxy who's seeking "the question to the ultimate answer" alongside Trillian, the last (female) survivor of Earth.

And that's pretty-much the whole of the "story." Like I said, the whole exercise is really a rung on which Adams could hang a series of tangential tirades about "life, the universe and everything." The film preserves a fair sampling of these nuggets, including some choice samples from The Guide and a succession of oddball bits involving dolphins, sofas (my favorite) and a sperm whale. For book fans, other material hasn't so much been excised as it has been changed in execution. Ford Prefect's devotion to towels remains, but none of his ultra-sensible rationale for such is presented; thus the gag becomes a kicky non-sequitor for newcomers and a winking inside joke for the fans. A fair compromise, I'd wager.

Some fans with have MORE difficulty, though, with the way the film has engineered the story to more comfortably fit a traditional adventure-film narrative: The film adds expanded supervilliany (expanded, that is, from a few of Adams' universal-oddities) to throw Trillian into danger, amps up a love story between Arthur and Trillian, puts a new twist on Zapphod's secondary head and crafts a more wide-scale climax. I dealt with this, and found it to work well enough, others likely won't.

What finally makes much of the difference is a well-assembled cast of character performers, with special note needing to be made of Sam Rockwell as a re-imagined American-huckster version of Zapphod and Warwick Davis (body) and Alan Rickman (voice) doing double-duty as a fantastic Marvin the depressed robot.

The eventual truth is that it's difficult to say whether this new twist on the story is "as good" or "not as good" as any of the myriad other twists (each retelling has had it's additions and subtractions, after all) but at least in the opinion of this reviewer the film succeeds as a faithful translation of Adams' offbeat spirit if not entirely as a faithful adaptation of Adams' actual material. Those looking to see a 100% visualization of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy" won't find it here, but those hoping to find a very clever little film based-on "The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy" will probably leave smiling.

FINAL RATING: 8/10

REVIEW: XXX: State of The Union

I may or may not have taken a few cheap shots at the original "XXX" (said, for the record, as "Triple X") in previous film reviews posted on this blog. It's possible that shots may also have been taken at it's expense in non-review articles about film also posted on this blog. And maybe also in articles about TV. And censorship. Come to think of it, unkind words directed at "XXX" are so ingrained in my day-to-day personal lexicon that it's likely even to have come up in articles posted about weather, attractive lingerie models and varieties of soup I enjoy (or don't enjoy, for that matter.)

Yeah, wasn't a big fan of the original "XXX."

You may or may not have some difficulty recalling the specifics of "XXX," a difficulty which will rise and fall largely on your being OR being in the close proximity of either an employee of the film retail business or a member of the audience demographic (male "street"-culture poseurs between the ages of 12 and 16) for whom it's otherwise-talented star Vin Diesel occupies the center a Holy Trinity of pop-culture demigods slightly below Eminem but slightly above Tony Hawk.

In any case, the film featured Diesel as one Xander Cage, aka "XXX" owing to a helpful neck-tattoo, an extreme-sports devotee recruited as a deep-cover secret agent by Augustus Gibbons (Samuel L. Jackson,) the apparent leader of a super-elite cloak-n-dagger government division. His mission: Throttle eurotrashy terrorists using as much conveniently-placed extreme-sporting equipment as available (which turned out to be quite a lot.)

"XXX" was, putting it mildly, a disaster. You're shocked, I know, since the idea of a catchphrase-spewing commercial for marketable faux-additude saving the world by snowboarding has such obvious cinematic potential. No more than a disgustingly calculated cash-grab for the disposable incomes of teenaged boys who'd developed an instantaneous fixation on Diesel after seeing him embody their wish-dream fantasy of self-perfection as romanticized drag-racing superhero Dominic Toretto in the embarassingly popular "The Fast & The Furious" and an even MORE disgusting calculated attempt to turn Diesel into the next-big-thing in action heroism. In what can only be described as an unexplainable minor-miracle, something was wrong in the marketers' math and the film was greeted with a lukewarm "eh" by even it's notoriously-undiscerning target audience.

But it wasn't a TOTAL loss and now, for good or ill, we have a sequel in "XXX: State of The Union." Diesel declined to reprise his role as Xander Cage, a move which will likely benefit his future career prospects and has in my opinion GREATLY benefitted the "XXX" franchise. Yes, you read that right. Here's an action-sequel that blows the original out of the water and, heaven help me... I liked it.

Almost from the get-go, it becomes apparent that the filmmakers are heeding the age-old wisdom about how to proceed when life gives you lemons: Rather than scrapping the whole thing in the event of Diesel's departure, they've taken the opportunity to jettison the Xander Cage character entirely along with all of the moronic grasping at the X-Games culture he represented and get about the more agreeable business of fashioning an action hero for whom being the angry-young-American answer to James Bond is it's own gimmick. As Gibbons (Jackson again) speeds away in a narrow escape from one of the cleverer opening action scenes of late, he informs his aid of the immediate need for a "new Agent XXX," (Xander's nickname and tattoo having, apparently, been absorbed into the agency-proper,) and pointedly adds "no more surfers, bikers, snowboarders, etc.," a sentiment which nearly drew from me a reflexive shout of "Amen!" which would have been loud enough to be deemed inappropriate were I even in Church at the time.

(Xander Cage, by the way, is expositioned-away as having been recently killed; an event not shown in the film but available to anyone with the lack of respect for their money to spend it on the new "Special Edition" of the original "XXX" on DVD.)

In any case, Gibbon's choice for the new XXX is Darius Stone (Ice Cube,) a thug turned Navy SEAL turned convicted felon. Stone, played by Cube as a natural (in an action-movie) progression of the streetwise persona he's honed to a fine art since his early rap career, makes it immediately clear that he WON'T be joining Xander on the half-pipe anytime soon: "I don't play with my life, I'd rather play with your's." It's a cute line, well-delivered. Cube is a good actor who's had better, meatier roles before this and will have them again, but he knows enough that it's more fun to play this material straight than to try to go too far with it. If Xander Cage was a studio marketing committee's idea of cool; Darius Stone is cool, period.

The bulk of the story takes place in and around Washington D.C., as XXX and the remnants of Gibbons' elite unit blast their way through a conspiracy involving a military-led coup of the Presidency, somehow tied to the President's planned introduction of a new anti-isolationist "make allies of our enemies" direction for National Security at the State of The Union address.

The somewhat stunning lack of cynicism on the part of the film in this respect is almost charming, as it eventually means that the "big evil scheme" is hinged entirely on the premise that once the President merely voices an idea before the public that it will become and immediate and unstoppable force for change and thus must be stopped by whatever means necessary. Nope, lobbying or watering the initiative down in Congress or media skepticism or even the possibility that the President might just be floating a nice idea for polling's sake are NOT possibilities in the world of this film. Somehow, this level of wide-eyed faith in the absolute honesty of presidential declarations is strangely endearing occuring, as they do, in a film where a later exchange sums the situation up as follows: "Freedom is in the hands of a bunch of hustlers and thieves." "Why should tonight be any different?"

So yeah, it's dopey. But I can't say that it doesn't succeed at being what it wants to be: Namely a fun, diversionary action-vehicle for Cube that revels in it's own action-movieness. Given the implications of the subject matter, i.e. a militaristic overthrow of Washington, the omnipresent unreality of the film's execution gives it license to produce scenes that no "serious" political thriller would dare attempt: Like an architecture-busting shootout in the Senate rotunda or the Capitol Dome blasted open by a tank shell. I'm even tempted to seriously suggest that the film's knowing veneer of shoot-em-up silliness allows it to inject the possibility of relevant social commentary (of a sort): Surely SOMETHING bigger must be bubbling in the subtext of the film's final-act, with Stone leading a makeshift army of street-tough thugs from the poor ghetto neighborhoods surrounding the U.S. Capitol on a mission to save America from an internal threat.

Also, the film uses it's percieved unseriousness to handle the innevitable subject of race in what I can't deny is a deft and proper manner. The film-proper and Darius himself never make any explicit reference to the noteworthiness of his black leading-man stature, (save for a single scene of verbal-comedy at the expense of a clueless bigot) but the fact is cleverly and naturalistically acknowledged in a few key moments. Stone's choice of disguise for "blending" at a swank D.C. bash leads to the film's funniest visual punchline, and later on the topic provides Cube with his best action hero one-liner of the show: When told by a skeptical lawman that he "looks guilty" after being set up, he shoots a stone-faced glare at the camera and knowingly intones "I was BORN looking guilty" in a manner that leaves little doubt to the multi-tiered meaning behind the statement.

NONE of this, you'll understand, is meant to suggest that "XXX: State of The Union" is some deep well of social commentary or racial insight, but it's just slightly smarter than an action-movie sequel needed to be; and that's a big part of why this is a superior film to the original and FAR better than any sequel to "XXX" had any right to be.

As strange as it is to type these words... I'm reccomending it.

FINAL RATING: 6/10

MovieBob's "Final Rating" system clarified

I've been going over the old reviews during this largely-slow news period in hopes of compiling some sort of reccuring best/worst of the year so-far list(s), and it dawned on me that I've been using a numerical rating for the concluding "Final Ratings" but have never really clarified what the numbers should be taken to mean. An oversight on my behalf, to be sure, and one I intend now to correct.

What follows is the ten possible final rating scores for this sites reviews, along with brief explainations of what such a rating is meant to say about the film.

10/10: An unequivocal reccomendation. The film is either perfect, damn-near perfect, or has positive qualities so abundant and extraordinary as to negate the impact of any flaws it may or may not possess.

9/10: The film is excellent, in the upper-echelon of quality, worth seeing immediately. Perhaps lacks the esoteric spark of grandeur to achieve a "perfect 10," but still better than almost any immediate alternative.

8/10: A great film, reccomended. Not quite an instant classic, but nothing seriously wrong with it and a great deal more right with it.

7/10: Not a classic and not on the "run-right-out-and-see" list, but the film is most-likely solid and assured filmmaking, and may even contain a few sparks approaching genuine greatness.

6/10: Decent and inoffensive, but only barely rises above the average.

5/10: Totally average. In many ways, this is probably "worst" rating even if it is not the lowest, as it's my general asthetic philosophy that the most egregious crime of art is to be unremarkable in either good or bad traits. "5" films are generally competent and properly-assembled, but lack the necessary interest to make them worth mentioning. In other words: "eh."

4/10: Below average. Something is inescapably wrong with this film. It has unignorable flaws, and is not a good film.

3/10: A film with serious problems. It's flaws run deep, and it's positives are nearly nonexistant.

2/10: This is a bad film, with major flaws all the way to it's core. May even approach "awful" throughout it's duration.

1/10: This is a terrible film, not only bad but very possibly painful to endure. In some instances, which will be noted in the review-proper, films this bad may actually be bad in such away that there are actually "reccomended" for the humor and learning-value of their innate awfulness.

REVIEW: Kung-Fu Hustle

If I had to reduce my reviews to capsules, here would be the entry for "Kung-Fu Hustle": This is very possibly the funniest movie of the year, definately the funniest so far and likely tough to beat as the months go on. Get yourself into a theater and see this now.

By the time you've read this, you've probably heard a hundred times over from voices ranging from Roger Ebert to the boxoffice teller at the cineplex that "Hustle" is a martial-arts flavored fusion of Buster Keaton and Bug Bunny, an East-meets-West lovechild of the MGM Musicals and the Shaw Brothers chop-socky epics. It's all of these and more, but now having seen it I believe that the majority of observers have overlooked the film's true pop-cultural ancestor: Popeye.

Specifically, I mean the golden-age of Popeye cartoons made for Paramount by the great Fleischer animation studios; the typical episode of which were gleefully-insane celebrations of the maleability of the cartoon form: Popeye and Bluto endlessly engaged in apocalyptic grand-scale fisticuffs while the animators reveled both in their innability to be seriously injured and their surroundings limitless potential to be demolished in ever-more creative ways. The heroes and villian's of writer/director/star Stephen Chow's film indeed have the Popeye characters powers, and the world they inhabit shares not only the Fleischer animator's fondness for elaborate property damage but also their eye for setting such antics amid affectionate renderings of the everyday world of the working poor: As Popeye and Bluto's cartoon world was indelibly linked to a Depression-era cityscape apple carts and tenaments, Chow grounds his tale in a 1940s-looking Chinese slum.

At the same time that Jackie Chan, Jet Li and other Hong Kong action superstars were making migratory inroads to American fame, Stephen Chow was becoming a phenomenon of the Asian cinema as a wunderkind comedy star. Chinese audiences adored him, leading to an explosive rise to the top but also a dour pronouncement: Because his self-invented style of nonsense-comedy relied heavily on verbal gymnastics, he'd never translate to Western audiences. Chow's response was to hone his proficiency with physical humor, drawing heavily on comedians of the silent era and the 70s kung-fu epics of his youth. The first film showcasing this new approach by Chow was "Shaolin Soccer," which became the biggest domestic hit in Chinese history and a phenomenon in soccer-phile Europe only to see it's release fumbled by Miramax in the U.S. "Hustle," a superior film to "Soccer," has been given a wide release by Sony and may finally be the film to make an American name for Chow.

Set in a version of 1940s (30s?) China, the film finds the land under the merciless control of a hatchet-slinging kung-fu crime syndicate appropriately dubbed The Axe Gang. Only the poor slum of Pig Sty Alley is safe from the Axe's reign, and only because it's too poor to be worth robbing. Sadly, this knowledge (make that any knowledge, really) is lost on wannabe gangster Sing (Chow), who tries to shake down the locals by masquerading as an Axe only to wind up wayover his head an inadvertently drawing the attentions of the REAL Axe Gang, who aim to make an example of Pig Sty Alley as to what happens when you mess with even a fake Axe. Their presence unleashes a slapstick battle-royal and the hidden secret of Pig Sty Alley: A whole crop of it's most mild-mannered residents are actually kung-fu Supermen, old-school wandering master-figthers from the days of Shaw Brothers-school high adventure hiding out among the poor and downtrodden. Accordingly, this sets off a war between the Pig Sty masters and a succession of increasingly bizzare evil masters hired by the humiliated Axes, while Sing continues his quest for the villiany he's so obviously unsuited for.

Slyly understanding his genre, Chow and his film are openly aware from the get-go that Sing's innability to be a bad guy (no matter how desperately he wishes to be one) can only mean, in a kung-fu epic, that he's destined to become a hero for the ages. He gambles, wisely I think, that the majority of the audience (and eventually EVERYONE in the film except Sing himself) will get this to be a fact from the get-go.. except of course for Sing, who at first seems clueless to the idea and later graduates to being openly hostile to it. It's a grand credit to the film that this belligerence on the part of the hero to accept the fate we all know is coming to him transcends being a device of plot-extension and is instead presented as a crucial element of the plot and his own development. I won't spoil how, but suffice to say it involves the mysterious character of Lolipop Girl and winds up providing a moment of romantic melodrama so earnestly-presented you won't even feel silly at being genuinely moved by it. It's expected, as the writer, director and star that Chow enjoys and even loves this material, but the deeper key to it all is that he believes in this material.

Chow is all over the film in all respects except for the one you'd most expect: actual screentime. His Sing is the main character, and his arc sets the tone for the rest of the movie, but in a rare display of auteur anti-egotism Chow is content to keep Chow's story at a secondary level to the more colorful and immediately-endearing heroes up until the big climax. Sing spends the first act as an obnoxious would-be baddie, the second act as a guest-star in his own movie and only emerges as a superhero in the third and final act. Until then, he graciously cedes the stage to the cast of wacky aging kung-fu dynamos he's assembled, and together they put forth a display of post-prime glory reclaimed thats every bit as cheer-inducing as the similar heroic reemergence in "The Incredibles."

It would do the film's setpeice scenes a disservice to try and describe them to you, as words simply won't do them justice. Let me just say that special note needs to be paid to a tone-setting scene where Sing challenges all of Pig Sty to a fight... sort of, a shockingly funny scene involving knife-throwing and cobras that would do Dr.s Howard, Fine and Howard proud, and the hillarious revelation of "Toad Style" kung-fu.

The MPAA has rated the film R, mostly for violence (Chow doesn't cut away from many of the bloody results of the Axe Gang's mayhem, but shows the worst as black and white crimescene photos) and a few comical scenes of rear male nudity. I'm not in the business of making family-audience reccomendations for such things... but I'd say that if you've got kids who are looking to see this I'd say it's at least suitable for the ten-and-up crowd in my opinion. At the very least, it has no real cursing (at least as far as the subtitles are concerned) no explicity sexual content and it's overall message (basically "do unto others" with a Buddhist flavor) is broadly virtuous and worthwhile.

Far and away the best comedy out right now, don't miss it.

FINAL RATING: 10/10

REVIEW: The Interpreter

WARNING: Some entries here may or may not be regarded as spoilers by some. Read on at your own risk.

Personal fact: I graduated College with a degree in Art. Having offered this context, let me make an overtly Art Major's observation about "The Interpreter": It plays as a movie very similar to the vibe one gets looking at especially empty examples of "minimalism," in that it does very little, means even less and expects to be congratulated for these facts.

Here is a suspense film without very much suspense, a story of political intrigue that sports about as much real "political" insight as the average suburbanite "Rage Against The Machine" devotee and isn't very intriguing at all. A non-thrilling "thriller-lite" with a bead drawn on yuppie psuedo-sophisticates who'll file into it eager to be made to feel smarter just for seeing it and, in many cases, to turn up their noses at all the "rabble" heading for the showing of "Kung-Fu Hustle" across the hall.

At least the performances, though not in service of much, are good. Nicole Kidman leads as a United Nation's interpreter who's pretty sure she's overheard someone plotting to asassinate a visiting dignitary in the obscure dialect of her African homeland. Sean Penn is a bitter, jaded Secret Service agent (why yes, in fact, he IS a self-destructive lone-wolf owing to the recent loss of a loved one to tragedy.. how'd you guess?) who's assigned first to investigate he claims and eventually to protect her when she seems to be in danger from whoever may or may not be "behind it all."

Without spoiling any major details, the over-arching storyline is about the propensity for revolutionaries to morph into dictators (particularly in war-torn Africa) and the questions of whether or not counter-revolutions to stop them can accurately be described as "terrorism." Meaty stuff, yes, the "The Interpreter" is only concerned with the thinest, most easily-digestible cuts of such: It's shockingly easy to tell who the surprise-baddie is going to be from the moment he walks onscreen, especially if you're even a casual student of politically-correct movie cliche's and thus aware of the standard "out" used by films involving African turmoil hoping to avoid the P.C. taboo of making a minority the bad guy.

But, then, the movie really isn't concerned with the goings-on of the story-proper; it's concerned with it's lead characters. More precisely, it's concerned with their suitability as talking-head avatars in what amounts to a pretentious parable about differing approaches to disagreements (read: wars), with Kidman's willowy pan-Euro class representing the virtues of U.N.-style debate and diplomacy and Penn's swaggering macho-stoicism standing in for over-aggressive American vengefulness. Three guesses which side makes a convert of the other.

These are, of course, themes worth discussing and a debate worth building a film around, but not when the deck is so stacked to one side that the characters become one-dimensional editorial cartoon figures. Once you've figured out what the film's message is, every event of it's story becomes instantly predictable, and regardless of which side of the argument you fall on it just makes for dull, uninspired filmmaking.

Failure of story-mechanics aside, the film on the visual level is otherwise totally routine for the genre: steely gray-green vistas of perpetually overcast New York, womb-like amber-hued leading lady apartments, agents pounding back starbucks while staring out of stakeout windows, the obligatory single scene featuring a giant fireball of an explosion included so that the trailer can snare some wayward action fans, people snapping crucial photos from park benches, multi-tiered chases scenes linked by cellphones and radios... you know the drill by now.

Nothing terrible on display here, but certainly nothing unexpected or worth talking about either. It's not going to rot any brains, but it won't be expanding any either.

FINAL RATING: 4/10

About this new Pope...

Not going to do too big a thing on this, as I'm getting the sense that mainstream fascination with the anachronistic Catholic pagentry in the choosing of a new Pope will soon fade. Let me merely say that, my Catholic upbringing aside, the new Pope Benedict XVI (aka Joseph Ratzinger) is not a man who's beliefs I've ever greatly agreed with as long as I've known about him. He is, and has been for a long time, a hardline traditionalist in a Church that could use a lot less of those at this point. Still he's now the Big Cheese and to the degree that you're inclined to care what he has to say I suppose he deserves a clean slate.

Oh, but just one thing (hat tip to Andrew Sullivan on this one)...

THE pressing issue for the Catholic Church is, will continue and SHOULD continue to be their as of yet still grotesquely innadequate response to the clergy sex abuse crisis. What has the new Pope previously had to say about this issue? Read on...

"I am personally convinced that the constant presence in the press of sins of Catholic priests, especially in the United States, is a planned campaign, as the percentage of these offences among priests is not higher than in other categories, and perhaps it is even lower... One comes to the conclusion that it is intentional, manipulated, that there is a desire to discredit the church,"

For those of us who don't speak B.S. fluently, he means that the scandal is all just a creation of that eeeeeeeeevil secular/liberal American media boogeyman. Didn't see THAT ONE coming, eh? Prediction: Unless there's another big flare-up of accusations, justice will continue to not be served for the hundreds of rape victims of priests, American Catholics will continue to drift further and further away from the Mother Church (a schism, perhaps?), and organized religion in the West will continue it's inexorable slide toward irrelevance.

I've said this before, but perhaps not here: There should be a worldwide, U.S.-led full-scale criminal investigation into the entire Roman Catholic Church on this matter. EVERY priest found guilty of abuse should be in jail. EVERY Cardinal or official who knowingly covered up the abuse and moved them around to new victim-rich environments (I'm looking at YOU Bernard Law) should be in jail. EVERY Vatican official who is found to have known about the coverups and did not immediately report it to a superior or a law-enforcement agency should be (at least) arrested. If the Pope himself (including the new Pope, who was a high-ranking and highly-involved Vatican official before his ascension yesterday) is found to have known about it and participated in ANY WAY in the coverups, even in passing, then yes, he should be arrested and possibly even imprisoned for doing so. No one is above the law, "infallible" or not.

I know that some say that a criminal investigation into the upper echelon's of the Church must not take place because it could cripple the institution. To them I say: Understood, but disregarded. It would be justice, plain and simple, to "cripple" the financial status of the entire Church if that was what was required to bring justice to ONE abuse victim... and there are THOUSANDS. To ALL politicians with the power and place to do so, I deeply implore you: Do not let this scandal "die" with the last Pope. Many offenders are still in the Church, and still being protected. Don't go soft on this. Show them that no one gets away with hurting our children, no matter how big their castle, how oppulent their throne or which God they claim to speak for. Get on this, get the people responsible, get it done, and let justice at last be served.

The world has now not only the duty to save children from predators, but also the opportunity to perhaps save the Church from itself.

But then, thats just my opinion.

DVD REVIEW: 800 Bullets

Here is a plot synopsis for "800 Bullets": Carlos, a mischevious 12 year-old troublemaker, is living in Spain under the reign of his mother, a cold and serious-minded corporate executive. He's bursting at the seams with the boyish longing for high adventure which is, of course, harshly suppressed by mother along with any questions as to the identity of his father (who, it would seem, probably had more in common with his son than the woman his wife has become.) One night, digging through moving boxes with his flashlight he discovers (amid a swell of twinly Spielbergian "discovery music") that his grandfather Julian was a stuntman in the 70s "Spaghetti Westerns" that were shot in the not-far-away Almeria desert long ago... and that he may still be there. A real live Western star! He heads off to Almeria seeking adventure and answers, and finds Grandpa Julian and a host of other wacky, aging Western stuntmen indeed are still living on the old cowboy sets, living lives of half-imagined excess and putting on cowboy stunt shows for tourists. Enraptured, Julian joins the slapsticky fun and games of these wacky cowboy performers and has the time of his life... until mother shows up with her corporate cronies and a plan to turn the whole place into a garish theme park. But the wacky cowboys and Carlos aren't going without a fight, and they plan to hold off the bulldozers in a real life Old West standoff!

Armed only with this description, I imagine most people would immediately presume "800 Bullets" to be a family film, a comedy about a boy on a wild comic adventure. The wacky cowboys, the Hillary/Cruella mother character, the basic idea of "running off to join the circus," it's not hard to picture this all as some kind of awful Disney or Warner Bros. vehicle starring some odious sitcom tyke.

However, while it may (deliberately, I think) sport the plot, the characters and the arc of a lame kiddie time-waster, "800 Bullets" has other things on it's mind: It's also an R-rated bawdy dark comedy, brimming with foul language, bloody gunfights and fairly explicit sex scenes. It's a night and day hybrid, but somehow it all works. It works really damn well, courtesy of Spanish cult-film wunderkind Alex de la Iglesia.

This is one of those films that defies easy characterization... in plot, it's a kid's film. In characters, it's a dark comedy. As the third act rolls around, it becomes a violent shoot-em-up. The disparate elements criss-cross back and forth between one-another, stirring up something resembling mini-tempest of mixed genres. It's hard to imagine a kid who wouldn't be swept along with Carlos' adventure here, but equally hard to imagine that most parents would find this film appropriate for any child of Carlos' age. In this respect it reminds me of another excellent recent Spanish import, "The Devil's Backbone," which also plays primarily as a children's film for grownups. (see also: "The Witches.")

It's also a loving, if minimally cynical, homage to the wonderment of children for the movies... not just the Spaghetti Westerns, but Westerns and boy-friendly adventure films in general. It's final coda, which I couldn't bring myself to reveal, is something I can honestly admit got me a little bit choked up. (Even as one does sort of see it coming.)

I suppose it can be read-into the film, of one chooses, that it's buried message carries with it the hint of misogyny: Carlos and Julian are both, in their own way, ersatz Peter Pans who wish always to be little boys and have fun, and their "Captain Hook" in Carlos' mother is indeed painted as an anti-maternal harpy who's not only chosen business meetings and fancy (masculine) suits over child-rearing, but who's ultimate aim always winds up as a malevolent spoiler of fun and games and hiss the vile orders to "grow up!" at everyone. Let it be said, though, that the film is intelligent enough to give her a point of view on the proceedings that is eventually sympathetic, and that it doesn't take the easy road of making Julian anything close to a 100% noble figure.

I suppose this decidedly politically-incorrect undercurrent, plus the more explicit suggestion that Carlos is really seeking out the missing and desperately-needed masculine influence on his life in order to "become a man," will bother some people. Myself, I can acknowledge that it's there and accept it as a part of the film's worldview, and also that since a HUGE majority of films (family or otherwise) especially in America are much more explicit in their messages about men and fathers-especially being (at worst) evil or (at best) completely unecessary, perhaps it's proper that this film attempts a sort of counterbalance.

Bottom line: A fun film, highly reccomended.

FINAL RATING: 8/10
 
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